High heels on a beach – not a good look!
Yesterday I saw two women wearing fur coats in a vegetarian restaurant – the classic brain-dead rich bitches for whom fashion and ethics are poles apart. The incongruous, not to say ignorant, dress made me think of other examples of inappropriate clothing and accessories. Here’s the list I came up with:
- hot pants at a high mass.
- a mini skirt at a nunnery.
- a dog collar at a porn club.
- a raincoat in the Sahara.
- high heels on a beach.
- a summer dress in Antarctica.
- a dinner jacket at McDonald’s.
- a nightdress in a day school.
- jeans at a pyjama party.
- overalls in a solarium.
- a balaclava at a brothel.
- a bullet proof vest at a peace rally.
- a ‘fuck the police’ T-shirt in a court room.
- a crash helmet on an airplane.
Maybe it was fake fur – some vegetarians eat fake bacon (although I find it strange that they should want to).
Some more inappropriate dress ideas:
wellies in the desert
a wedding dress to a divorce hearing
party clothes to a funeral
hunting gear to a wildlife conservation group
a satan costume in church
a flying jacket in a boat
a flying jacket anywhere but a plane – early last century
a Hitler costume in a synagogue (is anyone called Hitler these days doyouthink? – they’d be down the deed pole office quick smart, I guess)
OK – btw – a balaclava might be a good idea at a brothel.