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MY TEN FAVOURITE ALBUMS OF 2012

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Tom Carter who, with ex-wife and musical partner Christina, makes up one half of Charalambides had more opportunity than most for self reflection this year but not in the happiest of circumstances.

During a UK tour he was struck down with severe pneumonia and spent long periods in isolation as part of his treatment. Due to the absurd health system, this also meant he faced huge medical bills.

Thankfully, if his prolific contributions to Twitter are anything to go by, he now seems to be on the road to recovery. One of his Tweets was to the effect that, this year, instead of making lists of the best new albums, we should go back to past years and check if those records we raved about have stood the test of time.

While I understand where he’s coming from, for me, one of the key appeals of contemporary music is that it fuels an insatiable desire for something truly radical and fresh. Needless to say, 2012 passed with plenty of good new sounds to enjoy but nothing that could be described as life changing. Continue reading

INAPPROPRIATE CLOTHING

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High heels on a beach – not a good look!

Yesterday I saw two women wearing fur coats in a vegetarian restaurant – the classic brain-dead rich bitches for whom fashion and ethics are poles apart. The incongruous, not to say ignorant, dress made me think of other examples of inappropriate clothing and accessories. Here’s the list I came up with:

  • hot pants at a high mass.
  • a mini skirt at a nunnery.
  • a dog collar at a porn club.
  • a raincoat in the Sahara.
  • high heels on a beach.
  • a summer dress in Antarctica.
  • a dinner jacket at McDonald’s.
  • a nightdress in a day school.
  • jeans at a pyjama party.
  • overalls in a solarium.
  • a balaclava at a brothel.
  • a bullet proof vest at a peace rally.
  • a ‘fuck the police’ T-shirt in a court room.
  • a crash helmet on an airplane.