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THE TURKEY OF MONTANA

MONTANA directed by Jennifer Leitzes (USA, 1998)

montanapshWhen a great actor dies, particularly in tragic circumstances, there’s an understandable temptation to praise all his performances as epic and/or essential.

Philip Seymour Hoffman appeared in many fine movies but all actors must live (and die) with their share of turkeys.

Put another way, for every Capote there will always be a Montana.

This movie is billed as a gangster comedy but this Tarantino for dummies misfires on every level.

Robbie Coltrane is the most unconvincing bad guy boss ever and his band of criminal misfits only succeed in shooting each other.

Hoffman is cast as Duncan, a scheming but inept accountant, a part he’s well suited for if he had a half way decent script. But the screenplay is dreadful, the characters are wooden and the soundtrack is hideous. These are impossible odds to overcome.

If you Google the director’s name you’ll find that Jennifer Leitzes now runs a designer jewelry company –  a career move I entirely approve of.

In both The Gruffalo’s Child  and Dr Who (The Doctor, The Widow & The Wardrobe) a child follows tracks in the snow into a dark wood. They leave the safety and security of the ‘normal’ world, venturing away from the bosom of the family into an unknown zone.

As we know from Grimm’s Fairy Tales, Blair Witch, Twin Peaks and X-Files you enter this sort of densely wooded area at your peril. They are often places of mystery and evil and more likely to be cursed than enchanted. As such, they are an effective metaphor for the shadow side of the human psyche while preying on our fear of things that go bump in the night and a hidden evil ‘out there’.

Since both these BBC ‘Christmas treats’ are tailored for a younger audience, the fear factor is mild and the endings are reassuring to the point of sentimentality. Continue reading