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All you have to do is ask

THE ART OF ASKING by Amanda Palmer (PIatkus Books, 2014)

This book is part memoir, part manifesto and part egocentric vanity project.

Amanda Palmer is a performance artist. She has been a human statue, a stripper and is best known as the lead singer of The Dresden Dolls who, in their early years were, in her own words, “a punk-cabaret duo specializing in tear-jerking seven-minute songs with drum solos”.

The manifesto part, is her fervent belief that artists, and by extension all human beings, need to learn that there is no shame in asking for help when you need a place to sleep or money to finance projects.

The experiences she recounts are proof that this can work. The most dramatic example is a Kickstarter campaign to fund an album. She set a relatively modest target of $100,000 but eventually raised a record-breaking $1 million. This level of success was not without its critics. She has been labelled a “self-serving, greedy, superficial attention whore” but is thick-skinned enough to overcome such unmerited slurs. Continue reading

THE SCARY NEW MOTHER

I’ve just read Lucy Lane Clifford’s ‘The New Mother’ , first published in 1882; a short story that will give children (and probably me!) nightmares.

It was an influence on Neil Gaiman‘s Coraline and Henry James’ The Turn of the Screw.

You could describe it as a cautionary tale but not all such moral stories are so bleak and scary. There’s something sadistic in the way the two well-behaved girls, known only by their nicknames Blue Eyes and Turkey, are  manipulated and made to suffer.

They meet a strange woman (“a village girl”) in the woods who has a box containing small dancing figures that she will only show to children who are naughty.

The two must therefore prove that they change their good ways and be bad if they are to see what’s inside the box. Even when they do misbehave, this evil girl merely taunts them by saying: “make-believe naughtiness is only spoilt goodness”. In other words only pure, unadulterated evil will unlock the secret.

Their mother tells her daughters that if they continue to be bad she will go away and be replaced by a new mother with two glass eyes and a wooden tail. Rather than say any more, you can read it yourself at Weird Fiction Review.

Related Link:
Scary stories for Halloween (Guardian.co.uk)

WHICH GOD?

In the novel ‘American Gods’ by Neil Gaiman one of the characters offers three possible belief options:

(i) I believe in a personal God who cares about me and worries and oversees everything.
(ii) I believe in an impersonal God who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with his girlfriend and doesn’t even know that I’m alive.
(iii) I believe in an empty and godless universe of causal chaos, background noise and sheer blind luck

Personally, my money’s on the third option.