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Not one to stay anonymous, Russell Brand mixes with the Occupy London protesters.

Not one to stay anonymous, Russell Brand mixes with the Occupy London protesters.

Up until now I’ve never been a massive fan of Russell Brand but he went way up in my estimation after making Jeremy Paxman look like a floundering twerp in the Newsnight Interview which has gone viral.

Brand has never made a secret of his serial addictions to drugs, sex and porn or that he is a shameless attention seeker. On the contrary, he has built his stage persona around these vices. He is only half joking when he says that he is going for a look that crosses Jack Sparrow with Spartacus.

It was clear that Paxman didn’t expect him to come up with such an articulate and forceful response to his usual sneery line of questioning.

For someone who has built his reputation on exposing the shameful lies and deceit that is the stock in trade of politicians, Paxman was put on the back foot by Brand’s entirely logical conclusion that voting changes nothing.

Now while Paxman blasts his peers for appearing on Strictly Come Dancing, Brand shows that his backing for people’s democracy by joining the massed ranks of the Occupy London protest.

As a multimillionaire comedian he makes an unlikely revolutionary but by bringing these issues back into the headlines  he’s doing far more good for Britain than David Cameron and his cronies ever will.

SWEENEY TODD – FLYING BLOOD

In their Oscar acceptance speech, the Coen Brothers expressed thanks for being allowed to play in their corner of the sandpit. The other corner is surely reserved for Tim Burton who, like the Coens, has consistently made movies that follow a unique vision and which steadfastly refuse to pander to Hollywood conventions. Continue reading

IN A CROSSBONE STYLE

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Pirates of the Caribbean 3 : At World’s End is long, loud brash and complicated with the Keith Richards cameo (all of ten minutes) as Jack Sparrow senior by far the highpoint. He probably didn’t need much makeup either.

I also liked the surreal scenes in the desert with Depp/Sparrow multiplied and crab stones pushing the ship to water.

Still, hopefully, this will be the last of the salty saga as plotwise it’s been dragged out about as far as possible although obviously from a marketing perspective the sell by date (like Spiderman 3) has not yet been reached. The dearth of ideas in Hollywood is such that demand will generate supply and I wouldn’t rule out a number 4 .

Depp should get back to some challenging roles – how about Dead man 2?