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The Pirate of Peace

peakeOne of my favourite writers and illustrators is Mervyn Peake.

I’d rank his Titus Groan trilogy alongside the best of Charles Dickens and the works of Lewis Carroll.

The gothic world within a world of Gormenghast is peopled by freaks, outsiders and eccentrics; in other words, the kind of folks that make life interesting.

Peake’s first published work from 1939 is also full of weird and wonderful characters. Captain Slaughterboard Drops Anchor was written and drawn for children or, as the back cover blurb says, for “all adults who have not yet lost the gift of dreaming”.

The protagonist is a big, bullying pirate who terrorises his crew and enjoys killing people. But this is before he meets a curious animal in human form “as bright as butter” known only as Yellow Creature.

Slaughterboard who “had never been pleasant to strangers before” is immediately smitten. He and the creature eat, dance, fish and laze in the sun together. He discovers an idyllic life on a pink desert island with his new soul mate.

The moral of the tale? If the circumstances are right, even pillaging pirates can change their wicked ways.

If only more real life tyrants would follow suit.

IN A CROSSBONE STYLE

skull & crossbones

Pirates of the Caribbean 3 : At World’s End is long, loud brash and complicated with the Keith Richards cameo (all of ten minutes) as Jack Sparrow senior by far the highpoint. He probably didn’t need much makeup either.

I also liked the surreal scenes in the desert with Depp/Sparrow multiplied and crab stones pushing the ship to water.

Still, hopefully, this will be the last of the salty saga as plotwise it’s been dragged out about as far as possible although obviously from a marketing perspective the sell by date (like Spiderman 3) has not yet been reached. The dearth of ideas in Hollywood is such that demand will generate supply and I wouldn’t rule out a number 4 .

Depp should get back to some challenging roles – how about Dead man 2?