Tag Archive: Flann O’Brien


NO LAUGHING MATTER by Anthony Cronin (First published by Grafton Books, 1989)

984085There are certain novels, like Robert Musil’s ‘The Man Without Qualities’, that I find too daunting to even attempt and others, such as Malcolm Lowry’s ‘Under The Volcano’ that I have tried but failed to complete.

‘At Swim-Two-Birds’ by Flann O’Brien was, until this year, gathering dust in my unfinished pile. I have Anthony Cronin’s candid and informative biography of O’Brien to thank for finally completing this short, comic but notoriously challenging novel.

Cronin skillfully puts the work into a literary and historical context while bluntly presenting the man behind it as a sad character. Continue reading

LANARK by Alasdair Gray (Canongate, 1981)

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If anybody denies that Lanark is a work of genius, that man or woman is not be trusted. If that same person says that it is a work of madness, you might concede that he or she has a point.

It is, by now,  common knowledge that the line between the two concepts – genius and madness – is a fine one. Navigating life can be defined in terms of such a fine line. Imagine a tightrope walker moving between two points without the security or consolation of a safety net. On false step could prove fatal and the safest option of all is not to start the walk from point A to point B in the first place.

Fortunately, enough humans have an inbuilt drive to do things that  have not been done before.  Convention tends to stifle such urges but the risk takers and iconoclasts of this world may embark on journeys that no-one has contemplated.

Lanark is such a journey. It was written over the course of 25 years and eventually published in 1981 when Gray was 47. It is a work of diversity and perversity and is to Glasgow, Scotland what Jame’s Joyce’s Ulysses is to Dublin, Ireland. Continue reading

How do you read books? If this sounds like a stupid question, I’ll explain why I ask.

Are you the kind of person who underlines passages or makes a lot of notes in the margins or composes erudite footnotes?  The modern equivalent of this would be to use the highlighter and note making options on your tablet of choice.

The old-fashioned way can be seen in well-thumbed library books. I like watching students in libraries diligently working through some set reading material. They will often underline or highlight huge sections of the text. Sometimes they even mark it all as if to remind themselves what they have read. This is the academic equivalent of marking dates off a calendar. Whether or not they remember the content is another matter!

My Mom borrows about half a dozen titles every couple of weeks and reads very quickly. She likes historical romances best. She never makes a note of what she’s read so will often be half way through a novel before realising that she’s read it before. Continue reading

COGS, LINGUISTICS AND BICYCLES

In labouring through the massive tome ‘Cognitive Linguistics – An Introduction by Vyvyan Evans & Melanie Green (Edinburgh University Press, 2006)’ I stumbled across the following passage:

Expansibility and contractibility are properties of the regions designated by mass nouns. For example, ‘sand’ can designate an entire desert or a single grain of sand and water can designate a whole sea or a single drop of water. It follows that any subpart of the region designated by a mass noun is still an instance of that category: a grain of sand is still ‘sand’. It is clear, then that the property of  expansibility and contractibility is interwoven with homogencity and the absence of bounding. The same is not true for typical count nouns. If we contract a BICYCLE to its smallest subpart, we might get a cog or a spring or a screw: this is not still a bicycle. If we expand BICYCLE, we don’t get more BICYCLE, because a bicycle has inherent boundaries. Instead we get more bicycles”

I associated this “absence of bounding” or otherwise not with language teaching, which was why I was struggling to digest the 800 or so pages of this ‘introduction’ in the first place. Instead I thought of Flann O’Brien’s ‘The Third Policeman’ and the Sergeant’s reflections on the topic of atomics:

“Everything is composed of small particles of itself and they are flying around in concentric circles and arcs and segments and innumerable other geometrical figures too numerous to mention collectively, never standing still or resting but spinning away and darting hither and thither and back again, all the time on the go. these diminutive gentlemen are called atoms”.

This, it turns out also has implications vis ã vis the BICYCLE in so much that:

“people who spent most of their natural lives riding iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who nearly are half people and half bicycles”.

My next challenge is how I can work these concepts into my next lesson of intermediate level English!

Flann O’Brien on blasphemy

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“A man once said to me that he hated blasphemy, but on purely rational grounds. If there is no God, he said, the thing is stupid and unnecessary. If there is, it’s dangerous”.

From ‘A Bash in the Tunnel’ by Flann O’Brien