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THE WOLF OF WOLF HALL

WOLF HALL by Hilary Mantel (Fourth Estate, 2009)

Hilary-Mantel-Wolf-HallHistory has never been my strong point. The sum total of what I recall from lessons about Henry VIII at high school are that (a) He had six wives  (b) He was obese and (c) He was instrumental in bringing about the dissolution of the monasteries.

This is not exactly a vast sum of knowledge about a reign that lasted almost 38 years until his death in 1547.

Actually, there’s not a massive amount of specific information about the life of the king in this fictionalised account covering the period 1500 – 1535.

The focus of the story is Henry’s fixer in chief Thomas Cromwell who rose from humble beginnings to become the most powerful man in England. Like Winston Wolf in Pulp Fiction, he’s a a problem solver and master tactician. His diplomacy and keen intellect is such that you can well understand why Henry says  “I keep you, Master Cromwell, because you are as cunning as a bag of serpents”. Continue reading

ATTILA THE HUNK

ATTILA directed by Dick Lowry (USA, 2001)

There are no known photos or You Tube videos to tell us what the real life Attila The Hun looked like. We can only speculate as to his actual appearance. Some accounts suggest that he was nasty, brutish and short. Others describe him as a tall, athletic,with a well-trimmed beard, piercing eyes and an impressive mane of long wavy hair – exactly  like Gerard Butler, in fact.

Of course, historical accuracy is always a bone of contention. Pedants have noted that corsets and thongs did not exist in the 5th century, although these can be seen during the relatively tame orgy scenes of this lame TV mini-series turned movie. Scholars also point out that Attila did not kill his brother Bleda immediately after returning from his fact-finding trip to Rome and that Aetius was not murdered directly following Attila’s death.

Neither can it be verified that the Hun war cry (nnnaaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhh!!!!!!) is linguistically precise although I personally would like to think that Attila really did urge his followers into battle shouting  “Go….go….go” like the head of a squat team on a drug raid. Continue reading