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LOVELY BONES, LOUSY FILM

THE LOVELY BONES directed by Peter Jackson (USA/UK/New Zealand, 2009)

“I was here for a moment, then I was gone. I wish you all a long and happy life”. This is how Susie Salmon, 14-year-old murder victim signs off.

She’s speaking from the ‘in-between’ world that is neither heaven or hell but is inhabited by her killer’s other victims. They drift serenely through cornfields under a vivid blue sky – an idealized world that you might find on a tacky greetings card. Peter Jackson pulls out all the stops to recreate this fantasy world, all it lacks are few Hobbits scampering around.

Meanwhile back on earth, Susie’s family are torn apart by her demise. It’s a story that would make more sense if Susie’s ghostly self could intervene directly and point them towards the serial killer. Instead, she merely hovers around while her father develops some kind of sixth sense and realizes who has done the dastardly deed.

You are left to assume that the murderer is sexually motivated but in Jackson’s sugar and spice take on Alice Sebold’s novel all such nastiness is implied and none is shown. Lynne Ramsey was slated to direct this until Film 4 went belly up and she would surely have given the story the harder edge it desperately needs. She spoke of disliking what she called the “my little pony, she’s in heaven’ story”.  Jackson just wants to make a fantasy movie about a dark subject and it’s mix that never works.

FLOGGING A DEAD HOBBIT

THE HOBBIT Part 1 directed by Peter Jackson (New Zealand, 2012)

There were plenty of reasons for making the epic Lord of the Rings trilogy into an equally epic cinematic trilogy. Peter Jackson did a marvellous job too and on paper it was a nice idea to complete the Tolkien-at-the-movies cycle with a modest version of The Hobbit.

Instead of which we get the mother of all prequels stretching the 300 page children’s book into around nine hours of screen time. This OTT treatment is so blatantly motivated more by financial interests I have no patience with any who vouch for its artistic integrity.

Martin Freeman is a genial Bilbo Baggins. the scenes with Gollum are fantastic and the battles with the trolls and orcs are spectacular but I don’t know that I have the stamina to sit through parts two and three.

After it’s all done I wouldn’t be surprised if someone suggests creating a spinoff series with Gollum in the starring role. Possible titles would be:

  • Come To Me My Precious.
  • Gollum Always Rings Twice.
  • Never Mind The Hobbits Here’s Gollum.