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SOMEWHERE – COMFORTABLY NUMB

Somewhere – directed by Sofia Coppola (2010)

As in Lost In Translation, Sofia Coppola is good at showing the comfortably numb circuit of boredom and isolation that comes with fame. Her movie Somewhere shows the emptiness of the pampered life while still managing to convey the glamour of a star actor’s lifestyle.

In the first shots here we learn everything there is to know about  the actor Johny Marco (Stephen Dorff)  without a word being spoken. We see him going round in circles in his black Ferrari on a race circuit. We see him at a fashionable party (when he falls and breaks his wrist). We see lying in bed being entertained in his hotel room by two blonde pole dancers – Bambi and Cindy!. We see him  fall asleep before their ‘erotic’ show is finished.  (These opening scenes made me think that it is not inconceivable that someone will actually a whole movie out of a character study like this where there is no dialogue). Continue reading

FAKE DYLAN

Hucknall

In the four years since the release of Simply Red’s album ‘Home’ I have been blissfully unaware of their positively awful cover version of Bob Dylan’s venomous ‘Positively 4th Street’. All that changed yesterday when I and a number of other captive eaters were subjected to this at a self service restaurant. How Mick Hucknall can presume to bring anything to this song is beyond me. What he does instead is make a bland makeover that strips it of the rage and makes a MOR monstrosity. There ought to be a law against such horrors and restaurants proposing to play such music should give a public health warning e.g. Be advised that the sounds you hear during your meal may result in convulsions and vomiting.