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Olympics closing ceremony

Old wild man seemingly reduces young pop star to a state of ecstasy.

Danny Boyle’s inspired Isles of Wonder ceremony which opened the London Olympics had a clearly defined theme and purpose – using music to celebrate the nation’s achievements and to restore Team GB’s standing in the world.

The only brief for the closing ceremony seemed to be that this so-called ‘Symphony of British Music’ should cobble together whatever performers they could get hold of to make an ‘aftershow party’ with a global impact.

Sadly, the vibrant choreography and state of the art lighting  couldn’t mask the lack of genuine substance to Kim Gavin’s show. Lord Seb Coe saying beforehand that “it’s not anything desperately profound” turned out to be a massive understatement.

What was lost amid all this faux-nostalgia was the achievement of the athletes themselves who were shuffled into the stadium  en masse to take their place in Damien Hirst’s gigantic union jack while Elbow sang a couple of songs that sounded more dirgey than celebratory. Once trapped in the arms of the stadium flag they were a captive audience to a show that all but ignored their efforts over the previous two weeks. Continue reading

There are times that I feel homesick and long to be back in the UK and London especially. This weekend I’m happy to be far far away.

Over a long weekend, celebrations take place marking 600 60 years of the Queen’s reign. Four days of a royal love-in would be hard to stomach and if I was there, I’d probably need to invest in a supply of Lydia Leith’s fetching Royal Sick Bags to help me survive the ordeal.

Actually, the Queen is a weak link in my loathing for the royals probably because as the years roll on she looks more and more like my mom.

The Diamond Jubilee events are set to throw up plenty of proud flag-waving and ‘we will never be slaves’ patriotism packaged as entertainment. Continue reading