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Fancy a quickie?

How often has it happened to you that you have read a novel and then can’t remember a single thing about?  It happens to me all to time and as old age kicks in is bound to happen more.

In the days before blogs existed (remember those?) I resolved to write down some thoughts about books as soon as I finished or abandoned them.

I wasn’t able to keep this up for every single book but there are quite a few and these will prove useful to copy and paste on this blog to meet my commitment to meet the WordPress daily post challenge this year.

When reading a recent interview with Jonathan Franzen there was a reference to the controversy that Philip Roth‘s autobiographical novel  ‘Portney’s Complaint’  has met since it was first published back in 1969.

Have I read that ?, I asked myself.

Delving into my archives, sure enough I came across a short review – the savagery of which explains why I blocked this particular literary experience from my memory.

This is what I wrote:

Holes, dug by little moles, angry jealous spies, got telephones for eyes…..”  – Mercury Rev.

“….first this hole, then when I tire of this hole, that hole over there….and so on” – Phillip Roth

Roth sees women are holes; a series of cunts to be filled. This is a book not so much about love and sex as about sex and misogynistic rage. “Whew! Have I got grievances!” he writes or rather he has Alexander Portney say in the midst of his definitive rant against repression, against the mental tap his parents and the world tries to pin on him. Continue reading

WHAT MAKES HOSING FUN?

What makes hosing more fun?   Is it:


(A) Thoughts of death

(B) A good hosepipe        or

(c) Jack Daniels

If you answered (A) or (C) then you already understand the words to Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy’s song ‘Death To Everyone’ where he sings:

“Death to everyone is gonna come /And it makes hosing much more fun”.

This lyric has always mystified me.

What exactly is ‘hosing’ in this context?

Turning, as you do, to Google I found that these words had been submitted to Word magazine as an example of rubbish lyrics.

Coincidentally, the author called himself ‘Steerpike’ – which is my alias on Last.Fm and E-music and would have been on WordPress too if someone hadn’t beaten me to it.

This rival Steerpike assumed that the lines were nonsense and that the Bonnie ‘Prince’ was guilty of making it up as he went along. The replies to his post reveal another story.

‘Hosing’ is, to put it bluntly,  another word for ‘fucking’!

Turning to the Urban Dictionary for further illumination, the word is defined as “the act of fornication with no regard for the pleasure of the recipient. Usually accompanied by alcohol and characterized by frenetic intensity”.

Apparently Jack Daniels is often the alcohol frequently chosen to assist this activity. The dictionary defines ‘Jack Daniels hosing’ as fucking which is “often punctuated by slurred expletives, fleeting visions of naked ex-lovers, and a grippng inability to recall the first name of the person with whom you are coupling”.

So it seems Will Oldham aka Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy knew what he was singing all along and as the corrected Steerpike sagely observed “washing the car will never be the same again”.

If by any chance you don’t know this amazing song, it can be found on BPB’s masterpiece ‘I See A Darkness’ & here it is from YouTube: