With Christmas coming, I wrote a seasonal poem to get you in the shopping mood entitled:

consumeBILL POSTERS WILL BE PROSECUTED
or
ADS ARE NOT INNOCENT

we are the lads
with all the fads
we make your day
we make you pay
we want your soul
coerce, cajole
hand over fist
implore, insist
flatter and flirt
pretty and pert
we preen and pout
swagger and shout
to pressure peers
or trigger fears
we plant the seed
we plea for greed
in sales you trust
till fit to bust
compete consume
repeat resume.