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Yesterday, Silvio Berlusconi looked like a broken man with Parkinson’s as he sat stony faced in parliament nervously twirling a pencil. The regular intakes of viagra seemed finally to be taking its toll.  It made me very happy. This image  reminded me of Thatcher’s tears when she fell on her sword and the sense of relief I feel is similar (like evacuating a particularly troublesome turd). The fact that there is no obvious contender to fill the gap he leaves behind is worrying but for now it’s just nice to know that will be gone. This time I sincerely hope it’s for good.

HAVING SEX WITH CUCUMBERS

cucumberContinuing a brief Icelandic theme, and a contender for bizarre story of the week.

According to the Reykjavík Grapevine (“Your essential guide to life, travel and entertainment in Iceland”) an agreement has just been signed to export a naturally occurring sex aid to Hong Kong.

Minister of Foreign Affairs Össur Skarphéðinsson to declared that the sea cucumber can be  used to “power up the sexual prowess of men who are middle-aged” .

It seems that the Chinese can’t get enough of what they call the hai shen (sea ginseng) which they swear by as an aphrodisiac.

In other words it is a kind of natural Viagra  and certainly sounds more exotic that using a standard land cucumber as a dildo!

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FELLINI’S CITY OF WOMEN

La Città Delle Donne (City of Women) – a film by Federico Fellini (1980)

Fellini was a randy sod. He was 60 years old when he made this movie but , even without the aid of viagra, there is little sign of a fading libido. Quite the opposite in fact, his fascination with women of all ages, shapes and sizes knows no bounds. Judging by the profusion of big bottoms and ample bosoms on display, the preferred dimensions of his objects of desire are decidedly Rubinesque.

As with Fellini’s other movies, his alter ego is played with suave elegance by Marcello Mastroianni., here playing the part of the 50-something Snàporaz.

For all this character’s sophistication, he is reduced to the level of a guilty schoolboy when confronted by a squadron of amorous and sexually assertive women.

His journey into a mysterious forest and thereafter to a large gathering of liberated females begins after pursuing a voluptuous woman (Bernice Stegers) he encounters on a train.

He is confronted by a libertine’s nightmare of being surrounded by women who proudly declare they need men like fish needs bicycles (“a woman without a man is a pedigree without a thigh” is one of the surreal lines in their theme song). Continue reading