For  first time ever I have seen all the movies nominated in the best picture category in this year’s Oscars. I therefore feel I can not only offer my opinion on who should win the high-profile awards but also add a few extra categories of my own.

Best sex scene – The Kids Are Alright – Lesbian Jules (Julianne Moore) temporary lapsing to get it on in raunchy scenes with sperm donor Paul (Mark Ruffalo) .

Best swearing – The Kings Speech – Colin Firth as King George VI finds his voice to show that even Royalty can swear like troopers when the need arises.

Best use of a foreign language – Toy Story 3 – Buzz Lightyear returns to default settings to become Spanish Buzz with hilarious consequences. Continue reading →