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NINE! NEIN! NEIN!

You know of course - zees eez madness Daniel!!!

There is a rumour (started here and now by me) that when the star-studded cast were shown the rushes to Rob Marshall’s ‘Nine’ they campaigned vigorously for the title to be changed to NEIN!

For, make no mistake, this movie is a prize turkey of the first order!

Daniel Day Lewis was presumably lured by the chance to swagger about like Marcello  Mastroianni and to romp with Penelope Cruz but the cost is that his reputation for choosing his roles astutely now lies in tatters.

Nine is a musical remake of 8½ , a Fellini classic from  1963, and  is a movie treatment of a unfathomably successful Broadway show. Lewis was the main reason I wanted to see it , I certainly wasn’t drawn by the prospect of another musical from Marshall, whose ‘Chicago’ I loathed.

It’s hard to know where to start with this catalogue of woeful and offensively bad movie-making. Continue reading

B & B IN BARCELONA

I can’t say that I’m a fan of the saccharine day time soap opera ‘The Bold and the Beautiful ‘ (B&B) but I do remember watching the tail-end of one episode that has always stuck in my mind. It featured an idyllic honeymoon scenario in which the Eric & Brooke were whisked away by hot air balloon  to some unspecified far off desert location. From there they rode on horseback to a luxurious tent within which was a makeshift, but highly luxurious bed bathed in candlelight . With her hair still perfectly coiffured,  it remained only for Brooke, in awe of the elaborate arrangements set in place for her benefit, to succumb completely to the charms of her handsome groom.

There is something of the impossibility of this fiction romance invested in the fantasy male character of Juan Antonio played by Javier Bardem and conjured up by Woody Allen’s in his movie ‘Vicky Cristina Barcelona’. Continue reading