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The average Brit has the maximum respect for institutions and traditional values (how else would the Royal Family have survived) yet is suspicious of anything that smacks of ostentation or false display.

In his essay,England Your England, George Orwell asked “Why is the goose-step not used in England?” After all, he pondered, many other countries routinely use this style of marching in military parades.

Orwell concluded, that “it is not used because people in the street would laugh” and the truth of this observation speaks volumes about the national character.

When he accepted the job of directing the opening ceremony for the 2012 Olympic Games in London, Danny Boyle would have known that he needed to walk the fine line between high spectacle and dry humour. That he managed to pull this off with great panache  is a tribute to his common touch and to the skills of his team of helpers. Continue reading

BEST OF BRITISH CULT MOVIES: 30 – 21

Continuing my list of the fifty Greatest British Cult Movies, here is my selection from 30 -21:

30. THE BELLES OF ST TRINIAN’S Frank Launder (1954)

The first and best of the five movies in the series based on the cartoons of Ronald Searle. There are great comic turns by Alistair Sim (in two roles as headmistress and her scheming brother), Joyce Grenfell (as the games teacher) and George Cole (as Flash Harry). This, plus numerous assorted nubiles in gymslips – what’s not to like?

 29. GOLDFINGER Terence Young (1964)

You can’t have a list like this without a Bond movie and it has to be one with Sean Connery as 007. Goldfinger is my favourite because it has the best villains Auric Goldfinger (Gert Fröbe) and Oddjob (Harold Sakata) , great Bond girls Pussy Galore (Honor Blackman) and Jill Masterson (Shirley Eaton) as well as having the usual  ridiculous action scenes. Continue reading

IN PRAISE OF THE HAIRY CHEST

 

One of the many positives about Lisa Cholodenko’s movie The Kids Are All Right is the prominence of Mark Ruffalo’s hairy chest.

His character as sperm donor Dad is , as his ‘son’ observes,  someone who is “into himself”.

In other words, his prominent body (and facial) hair is not a result of slobbishness  but a sign of virility and symbolic of his back to the garden values.

It would be good if this started a trend away from the body fascism that conditions audiences into associating waxed torsos with true manhood; a trend that has seen James Bond stripped of his body hair with Daniel Craig’s smooth pecs a marked contrast to the natural charms of Sean Connery .

I’m not against a bit of home grooming. After hitting 50, the hair displacement from head to ears, nose and back needs to be controlled but going the whole hog with a full Brazilian, or Hollywood,  wax is not for me. I’m happy to trim my rug but pass on  having to endure the pain of a monthly epilation. Ruffalo makes me feel better about this life choice and shows that hairiness and manliness are not mutually exclusive concepts.

Filming ‘The Kite Runner’

Kite Runner Movie Poster

For me America was a place to bury my memories” wrote Khaled Hosseini but now his huge bestseller, ‘The Kite Runner’, is to get the movie treatment those memories are set to be subjected to the cinematic glare.

The book is traditional in the sense that the focus is on telling the story in straightforward language – there’s no post-modernist trickery in what is in essence a modern day morality tale set against the backdrop of the Afgan war . It is most powerful when Hossein tells of the bitterness over the destruction of Kabul and the brutality of the Taliban. I’ll keep an open mind, but I fear that these aspects of the novel will not come across so well in the movie treatment The fact that the movie is to be directed by ‘Finding Neverland”s Mark Foster (who is also lined up for the next Bond) suggests that it will try to tug at the heartstrings rather than attempt anything rawer. I’m looking forward to seeing it just the same.

The trailer can be seen here – it’s due for release in November.