Two questions for you:

a) When was the last time you examined the buttons on your clothes?
b) Are buttons a constant source of fascination to you?

If you have a life you’ll probably answer as follows:

a) Never OR  The last time one fell off.
b) NO (caps emphatically locked).

As a consequence, if I were to propose a trip to a local Button Museum I doubt that you’d be able to summon up much enthusiasm. Continue reading